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Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Lake Placid VS Anaconda Movie Review (2015)
With the recent rise of 'combo films' such 'Sharknado', 'Sharktopus', and the laughable 'Snakes on a Plane' it seems like the new cool thing to do is combine the scary monsters together. 'Lake Placid' and 'Anaconda' are two franchises that seem to have more lives than a cat and perhaps it does make sense, that they merge and become one.
The film opens in a portable research facility, where crocs and snake DNA are combined, to form an apex animal, for the protected reserve. Things get crazy when Robert Englund as the aptly named 'Bickerman' character is getting antsy and wants his money so he can leave the protected facility.
Husky voiced Yancy Butler reprises her role from 'Lake Placid 3', and Lake placid: The Final Chapter' as the hard nosed, and wonderfully sarcastic sheriff 'Reba' Corin Nemic, plays 'Tull' a game warden who is also helping and searching for his daughter.
Rather than going into a 1,000 word soliloquy with regards to 'Lake Placid vs Anaconda' the main premise is these creatures are being bred for profit, by a crazy lady who will stop at nothing to see them complete the egg laying cycle.
The side plots, are mostty throwaway, as the body count rises, all due to crocs or snakes of course. Of course, there is the obliigatory nudity, but what would an b movie be without it! I did notice that the film was shot in Bulgaria, must be a new hotbed for anacondas and crocs! HAHA!
Sadly the acting is rather wooden and at times the things that happen in the film are weird, such as a full sized jeep being crushed by one of the snakes. I know it is a comedy/horror, but there was just not enough of either to keep the film flowing. Robert England's character was kind of cool, but he did a disappearing act in the middle. I wanted to like the film, and Yancy seemed to try hard, but a combination of the source material, oddly un- frightening CGI and wooden acting, I give the film a cautious rent only and rate it a 4.5 out of 10
For more info hit up the facebook page @ https://www.facebook.com/pages/Anaconda-Lake-Placid/260623990720789?fref=ts
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
'Assassin Interrogation' Movie Review (Short Film 2015)
For more than 15 years film maven Jeff Centauri has been creating specialty short films that feature lovely ladies in action. He has a unique eye for talent and beauty, 'Assassin Interrogation' is no exception, as Jeff takes on the director of photography role, and action man Sonny Sison, directs and fight choreographs.
This marks Tae Kwon Do expert Andrea Abdon's (AKA Gumi Ho) first ever appearance in front of the camera. Andrea has been training for a few years and is ready to take the next step. The 3 minute film shows Andrea being broken down and then interrogated by her captors. They water torture her, and soon find out that she is way the hell more than they bargained for even strapped to a chair.
Andrea has a natural presence about her. fun and spunky with a side of roughness. Soon she fights back on her kidnappers and begins to dish out some wicked punishment. Kicks and punches are flying.
The film is well shot and edited, the swinging light adds ethereal effects of a dizzy action sequence and the madness of the fight. Once again, kudos to Jeff with regards to improvising, and creatie photography. and of course to Sonny for some very cool choreography.
Overall looking forward to checking out more material from Jeff, Sonny, and the adorable Andrea.
The film is on Youtube in 1080p resolution! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbbJ36ttn7M
Monday, August 10, 2015
Exclusive! New Wallpaper Photos and Trailer for 'The Chemist'
Greetings esteemed readers Dan's Movie Report, your home for all exclusive content all the time. Over the past few months info and photos have been surfacing from the Art Camacho film 'The Chemist' This full on action explosion, includes stars Nina Bergman and Stéphanie Gérard . The two sultry ladies heat up the screen with their seething performance. Enjoy four brand new sexy desktop wallpaper images exclusively on Dan's Movie Report! How do I get these amazing 2000X1500 resolution pictures to my desktop do you ask, well--in Windows, left click on the photo to make it bigger, right click on the larger picture, select view image, left click on the larger image, it will get huge! Then simply right click and select save as, and you got it! Incidentally check out both of the ladies' exclusive interviews as well @ http://dansmoviereport.blogspot.com/2014/09/actress-nina-bergman-interview.html
Nina
http://dansmoviereport.blogspot.com/2014/09/actress-stephanie-gerard-interview.html
Stephanie
In addition a brand new trailer with a fresh edit has dropped from the sky, check it out on Youtube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Fd-0kChrQ&feature=em-share_video_user
For more info, blast your browsers to the official Facebook page @ https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Chemist/441007052705852?fref=ts
Watch for interviews with Art Camacho and Lu Dwyer soon!
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Summer of Madness! #ActionDanbackwithaplan! More Exclusives!
Life is full of curves! Thanks to my friends and family for helping me through this difficult time, I needed to take a summer off, go as the amazing Jesse Ventura says OFF THE GRID!! Prepping for more exclusives~ Dan's Movie Report, is prepairing for phase 2! The second million views!
Watch for exclusive photos from The Chemist, from Jeff Centuari! Congrats to Celina Jade on Blue Bloods September!! Get ready for a crushing fall and Fall haha! .
Watch for a Jesse V Johnson interview as it gets closer to the time of his release of 'The Beautiful Ones'
Watch for Exclusive Amy Johnston and Juju Chan Autographed Photos that will stuff your stocking way to full just in time for the holidays!
Watch for an exclusive photo shoot with Amy Johnston with photos by the amazing Tara Macken!
Just a quick reminder, Dan's Movie Report is all exclusive, so I do not to press releases, nor share from other sites. Respect people's creations and live for the underground!
To Mark Pollard, thanks for letting me be a part of Kungfucinema.com in the early days --End of an era.R.I.P. To my buddy Chyna take care of your self, respect!
To wet your whistle for things to come, watch for exclusives from this new action short! 'Assassin Interrogation' Starring a decorated martial artist Andrea Abdon shot by the amazing Jeff Centauri! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbbJ36ttn7M
Follow Andrea on Facebook @ https://www.facebook.com/andreamae.abdon
Watch for exclusive photos from The Chemist, from Jeff Centuari! Congrats to Celina Jade on Blue Bloods September!! Get ready for a crushing fall and Fall haha! .
Watch for a Jesse V Johnson interview as it gets closer to the time of his release of 'The Beautiful Ones'
Watch for Exclusive Amy Johnston and Juju Chan Autographed Photos that will stuff your stocking way to full just in time for the holidays!
Watch for an exclusive photo shoot with Amy Johnston with photos by the amazing Tara Macken!
Just a quick reminder, Dan's Movie Report is all exclusive, so I do not to press releases, nor share from other sites. Respect people's creations and live for the underground!
To Mark Pollard, thanks for letting me be a part of Kungfucinema.com in the early days --End of an era.R.I.P. To my buddy Chyna take care of your self, respect!
To wet your whistle for things to come, watch for exclusives from this new action short! 'Assassin Interrogation' Starring a decorated martial artist Andrea Abdon shot by the amazing Jeff Centauri! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbbJ36ttn7M
Follow Andrea on Facebook @ https://www.facebook.com/andreamae.abdon
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Actress Tasya Teles interview (Exclusive!) (C) 2015 Dan's Movie Report
Tasya Teles came to my attention because of her sensitive performance as Dolph's wife in the new film 'Skin Trade'. After checking out her various sites, I found her to be a great person to interview. Tasya shares her unique and various stories on life in and out of film. Time to take a trip to Canada, and explore the beauty, Tasya it is your turn to shine!
On
your bio it says you studied commerce in college then fell in love
with the theater, curious as to how the pursuit and transition from
one diverse career to the other took place, did the power to create
and act stem from watching a theater show, movie?
Those
two disciplines couldn’t be more different, and my decision to go
into Commerce was a difficult one. At the time I was modeling in
Canada, but at 17 years old, with two parents who are professors,
modeling (or acting, or traveling, or anything non-academic) was out
of the question. I picked Commerce because it felt like a safe bet,
and I knew that as an artist, an understanding of my finances would
be valuable. Let’s face it. Artists aren’t known for their
accounting skills.
As
the semesters slowly ticked past I was craving art and inspiration
again. Freedom. By my third year I was a starving artist, and
started loading my schedule with art classes, from painting and
drawing, to English, and theatre. Acting was always my true love,
but it was too precious to me. I was too afraid I would fail. After
convincing myself to go back to theatre, it was over. It became my
obsession. I knew acting was the only path for me. I finished my
degree shortly after, and completely lost myself into the acting and
training world. I haven’t looked back.
Training
is paramount. I didn’t have a strong understanding of just how
hard you have to work as an actor until studying with Larry Moss. He
is like every actors best and worst friend. He pushes you beyond
your limits and shows you what it means to work hard.
Since
working with him, I liken acting to being an Olympian. How far do
you want to go? There are so many areas to develop – which ones are
most important to you? Like an athlete, I want to push myself as much
as possible without injury and develop myself to operate at the
height of my capacity. Again – without injury! You can’t win a
race if you’re on crutches! Our body is our instrument, so we have
to treat it carefully and keep it tuned up and ready at all times.
Relaxation is important, but finding ways to continually be growing
and learning is equally important. That’s what makes life
exciting!!!
Haha!
Oh my GOD! That 'Rogue; scene was intimidating. I was excited about
it, because it was written so wildly, but with all the craziness
surrounding the sex scene, it was daunting. I got these red pages
handed to me, that no one else on set was allowed to see except the
three actors in the scene and a few crew. It was my first network
show, and I was trembling. Swinging between bone crippling fear and
a weird curiosity of how it was all going to go down, my coping
mechanisms went from sitting in total silence, to chatting
uncontrollably to anything, anyone, who would listen. I think I was
talking to a pole for a long while before noticing that no one was
there. Sex scenes are always awkward – it’s inescapable. I try
to get around the awkwardness by heightening my focus so that
everyone else in the room disappears, and it’s just me, and my
scene partner.
My
process is very simple: I focus on the minutiae of each moment.
Because the camera captures every subtlety and shared exchange, I
really allow myself to take my time as if working in slow motion, so
as to not close myself off from my scene partner. I study my
partner’s eyelashes, lips, tip of their nose. I try to stay as
relaxed as possible and trust my scene partner to do the same.
That’s when those beautiful, real, intimate moments are born.
Ekachai
was very smart in organizing a few lunches and dinners for us to get
to know each other on a personal level before we started shooting.
Chloe, Dolph, and I shared a wonderful lunch together, which led into
a family shoot where we all bonded in that goofy and natural way that
we all do unknowingly when hanging out with our own families. During
a picnic scene, I was preparing the sandwiches, Chloe kept arguing
with me wanting more junk food to eat, Dolph became the calm voice of
reason, arbitrating between the two women squabbling around him. It
was a really important day in solidifying our characters, and the
family ties between us. Dolph has a very gentle nature about him,
despite his tough exterior, and those lunches were important in
seeing beyond that.
I
discovered Rosa’s deep love and devotion to her hardworking
husband, Nick, and a very real protective nature she holds for both
her husband and daughter. That lasts to this day, Chloe and I see
each other regularly and sometimes she jokes that I am still
mothering her…sigh. Motherhood is a thankless job!
It’s
funny, the day before my audition I had just finished a really
intense year of work, the industry was about to shut down for the
December holiday season, and I just needed a break. I was planning a
trip to Thailand to visit an organization called COSA I encountered
earlier in the year when visiting Thailand with my mom (which combats
human trafficking), and I needed to rest up before my travels, and
all the chaos that December brings.
“No
more auditions for me! Please!” I begged my agent. He agreed that
I needed a break, and wished me a Merry Christmas. Within an hour I
see his name pop up on my phone, and I suspiciously answered to him
saying, “I know you said no more auditions, but this one is made
for you.” I read the breakdown, and sure enough he was right.
This role was perfect for me.
I
believe that human trafficking is the human rights issue of our time.
At the time I was putting together the foundation for my
organization, ‘The Unslaved’ – an organization that combats
human trafficking, and it felt very serendipitous to be offered an
opportunity to work alongside such great actors on a topic so close
to my heart. I couldn’t say no.
The
best day on set was the day we got to set fire to our set, with lots
of explosions and craziness! (And incidentally the day Rosa gets
hurt.) Call me crazy but I love being in the middle of some good
explosions and gore.
We
shot in Thailand, which is just a magical place. I feel a strong
connection with Thailand, and its citizens, so I was extremely happy
being there. Not to mention Thai food is my favourite cuisine, so I
was like a kid in a candy store!
We
shot during the political unrest in January 2014, when the Thai
people were protesting and ‘Shutdown Bangkok’ locked up the major
arteries of the city. Yet despite the traffic, the show must go on!
The rallies were peaceful, but they meant early rises to get through
the traffic to set. The set designers did a fabulous job creating our
entire house inside a studio lot.
There
were so many stories, but one that comes to mind is the day Dolph and
I had to shoot the love scene. Thai people are also very shy, and it
was so endearing how bashful they became once the clothes came off.
As our DP, Ben Nott, shared with me: “Everyone on set is more
uncomfortable with love scenes than the actors themselves.” This
is especially true in Thailand, with groups of Thai people racing
towards you with their eyes to the ground holding robes. Plus I hold
the title for taking Dolph Lundgren’s onset virginity, which is
kinda cool ;) I don’t know who was more nervous!
Working
on The 100 was amazing! There is nonstop action, and a lot of stunt
work so it was a joy watching everyone perform. To be honest, I love
both equally. Lately I think I’m developing a penchant towards
action – maybe The 100 is rubbing off on me. Although, what’s
tough about action is the toll it takes on your body. One day, after
sitting in a cage all week getting broken, battered and bruised, the
final take was a scene where I had to spit in Bob Morley’s face,
who plays Belamy. We were both so exhausted, it was the final shot,
and there was no saliva in my mouth, no matter how much I tried!!!
The director, and everyone on set started giving me tips on how to
‘hock a loogie’ – basically launch a spitball. No dice. I just
couldn’t do it.
Finally,
having exhausted every other technique, they handed me a cup a water
which I had to spit, and aim overtop the camera crew, through the
small grates of the cage, and into Belamy’s face. Talk about a
challenge. Poor Bob was on the receiving end of my watery spit for,
oh say, 15 takes. But he was a good sport, we had some good laughs,
hahaha.
Like
most artists, you always want to work with the greats! Steven
Spielberg, Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Kevin Spacey, Bryan
Cranston, reign high on my list. But I do want more comedy in my
life!! I would love to work and laugh alongside Kristen Wiig, Bill
Murray, Zach Galifianiakis, Wes Anderson, Will Farrell, Larry
Charles… Oh the list could go on!
However,
since seeing Birdman, working with Alejandro
G. Iñárritu would be a dream!
Oh
I think every girl would be lying if they said they didn’t enjoy
playing dress-up and doing a little photoshoot. I love modeling, and
will always love it. I occasionally choose work with brands and
people I like, such as Astrid Lily and Anna Kosturova, who I am
working with currently, however acting will always remain my focus.
On that note, I do have plans to direct and produce in the future,
stay tuned!!
Upwards
and onwards! Lots of exciting stuff happening this year, the most
immediate being a Sci-Fi story, titled ‘Ethix’, which goes to
production this summer. I get to try my hand at producing in this
one, as well as playing a wicked robot named Penelope. Otherwise
it’s time to get a dog, finish my move to LA, as well as get back
on track with my yoga schedule. I also need to clean my closet,
which is a massive project that might have to wait until 2016 ;)
For More info on Tasya go to her official sites!
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