Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Bikini Spring Break Movie Review

Leave it to the crazy folks at The Asylum to blast us with an overtly sexual ultra low budget Spring Break film. Even during the opening credits, there is copious amounts of nudity. Although the nudity in the beginning is great, this is definitely not, Monica Bellucci caliber, but far better than say Kathy Bates, hahah, falling in the 5-6 out of 10 category! Actually most the nudity is done more for comical effect, rather for sensual titillation, although there is a scene in a strip club, which is rather eye provoking and might make one have a minor pants protrusion.

Above Pic: Jello wrestling on Bikini Spring Break! (C) 2012 The Asylum, Screen Cap: Dan's Movie Report

Robert Carradine plays the Coach of the group of girls who are in some sort of band, but the plot is underdeveloped, unlike some of the ladies in Bikini Spring Break. Their bus crashes on the way to Florida, and they must find a way to come up with 10,000 to have it fixed.

There are wet t-shirt contests, jello wrestling and other ways to get the ladies in various states of undress. All of the actresses are serviceable, excuse the pun, if not a bit over the top silly, but do not detract from a script rather weak on jokes. Rachel Alig as Alice is perhaps the best of the group, she has some comedic timing.

Above Pic: The obligitory wet t-shit contest. (C) 2012 The Asylum, Screen Cap: Dan's Movie Report

The question as to how good this film is depends on the mood of the viewer, it is not great, but decent for a small laugh, I rate Bikini Spring Break a 5 out of 10.

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  1. 1 out of 10. It sux bigtime.

  2. They still make movies like this? God help us.

  3. Who is the girl from the cover photo in red bikini, on the left side ?

  4. -5 out of 10.
    Not even airline or cutout bin worthy

  5. The first ten minutes is good.

  6. Not a great movie by any stretch, but the plot (as these things go) isn't too bad, and keeps things moving along between topless scenes. But really, these movies are really all about the attractiveness of the cast, and how much skin they show. The gratuitous nudity is frequent, but not rampant, and all five of the female leads show their breasts within the opening minute. It's a good looking cast, but Rachel Alig stands out with her pretty face and terrific breasts. If nothing else, I'm glad I watched this movie because of her.


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