Ourstage.COM rocks an awesome Music Video, Short Film, and Video Game Contest!

Greetings Dan's Movie Report fans! Just in time for my big announcement to expand Dan's Movie Report to include writing about and reviewing music for movies, such as soundtracks and bands I feel should have their music reviewed comes this cool announcement! Watch Dan's Movie Report for my first feature on three bands I feel should have their music on upcoming film projects: Omissions a kick ass new band from South Florida, Wykked Wytch featuring Demoness IPEK on vocals, and true pioneers in metal the awesome Sandy Sledge and Leather,  THE  SLEDGE/LEATHER PROJECT! Stay tuned...

In the mean time crank your damn speakers and check  out their official pages!----

Omissions:  https://www.facebook.com/omissions

Wykked Wytch:  https://www.facebook.com/wykkedwytch

The Sledge/Leather Project: https://www.facebook.com/SledgeLeatherProject


 Campaign Expands to Showcase Creators of Music Videos, Video Game Trailers and Short Films
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> OurStage.com is teaming up with Intel® for the Intel® Video “Superstars”
> Competition, which is seeking the next generation of music video, video game
> trailer and short film creators.  After two successful years focused on
> musicians for their Intel®  “Superstars” campaign, the companies are
> expanding their reach to a new audience of emerging video designers while
> giving out over $10,000 worth of tech merchandise. To enter and judge the
> competition, go to superstars2012.ourstage.com. Entries are currently being
> accepted and though the fan judging process begins on May 24th, you can
> watch all the great videos right now.
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> "We're excited to kick off the Intel® Video “Superstars” Competition,” said
> Michael Rivet, Sr. Marketing Manager of the Software and Solutions Group at
> Intel®. This year, we're inviting video enthusiasts to submit their best
> music videos, game trailers and short films for a chance to win from a prize
> pool and gain valuable exposure for their work. Every year has seen amazing
> talent participate in the Intel® “Superstars” campaign and we expect Intel®
> Video “Superstars” will not disappoint.”
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> As the paths of creativity and tech converge, this competition provides an
> annual platform for independent artists to display their ingenuity and
> self-expression to fans of music videos, video games and film throughout the
> United States and Canada.
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> “This is the third consecutive year OurStage is supporting the Intel®
> “Superstars” platform and we are pleased to continue discovering the
> nation’s top emerging artists using our crowd-sourcing judging platform.
> Our collaboration with Intel® highlights the intersection between the best
> technology and the creative output it enables,” said Ben Campbell, CEO of
> OurStage.com.
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> About OurStage.com
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> Founded in 2007, OurStage.com (www.ourstage.com) is a leading destination
> for music listening, discovery, and quality editorial content. With more
> than 200,000 artists from 40 styles of music, OurStage.com receives 4
> million visits each month from 170 countries. OurStage.com's most acclaimed
> feature is its proprietary judging engine where the site's listeners rank
> the music of emerging artists for competitions that reward major
> opportunities to the winners—such as the chance to open for headlining acts
> and/or record with major label performers. To date, OurStage.com has
> provided opportunities for artists to open, be mentored by, or collaborate
> with celebrity artists such as Bon Jovi, Kid Rock, Drake, Goo Goo Dolls,
> HANSON, Train, John Legend, Lilith 2010, John Mayer, Monica, T-Pain, Trey
> Songz, Keith Urban, Travis Barker, Jane's Addiction, Hot Chelle Rae and many
> others. OurStage.com has also partnered with a wide range of media giants
> over the last few years, including: Clear Channel, Guitar Center, BET, CMT,
> Digital Broadcasting Group, AOL Music, MTV, and Radio One. For more
> information: http://www.ourstage.com.

Prepare for Guantlet! NEW UK Series!

Zara Phythian pronounced (fith-e-an), (Remember her name!) Is preparing to initiate a legendary beating to Sky TV! Watch for more news! her official site is in the column to the right, CLICK OR ELSE! HAHA!

Nazis at the Center of The Earth Movie Review

Above Pic: Poster for Nazis At The Center Of The Earth


Leave it up to to the twisted minds of The Asylum to think up outlandish plots and hysterical and ridiculous titles. Nazis At the Center of the Earth brings it to a whole new level. There two styles of camp films, some are so bad it is good camp films and just plain bad camp. "Nazis", as I will call it from now on, falls into category three, sublime and absurd.

Filmed in the standard limited Budget afforded to The Asylum flicks, "Nazis" provides Jake Busey leads a crack team of explorers to search Dr Morgan (Dominique Swain) and her partner Mark who are lost performing medical research. I must say with each passing year Jake is looking and more and more like his father and the madness shall live on! hahah

Such classic lines like, "Why is this Blue?" and "You have no Idea how deep that shaft is!" And my favorite irreverent bit of insanity, after sending in Lucas the first guy vanishing into the shaft and the female crew member speaks up and says "Send me in next, I am lighter" (the response the team leader is) "Are you Sure"  her response is: "I'm Norwegian."   More script gems permeate this silliness. There is blood, some and obviously the Nazi soldiers are performing medical experiments.

The acting, based strictly in The Asylum standard, is a bit above average, the highlights being Dominique Swain,  Dr Mengela played by Christopher Karl Johnson, and the cute, sprite newcomer Lilan Bowden, who plays May Yun. I liked Lilan's line delivery, she did not force her dialogue and seemed to enjoy herself, and showed natural emotion when lead into the notorious showers!

 Above Pic: Lilan Bowden as May Yun, may be small but she is is cute, loud, scared, and soon to be scarred! (C) 2012 The Asylum


The entire gang of doctors are captured and forced to help the enemy complete the research and keep the Nazis alive. Of Course there is nudity and torture. The old Nazis are kept alive by merging machine and metal, so one can see where this is going hahaha. Merging diverse styles of film is unique in Nazis, I must give the Production staff credit for this and shoehorning so many types of films in 90 minutes.

At exactly 57 minutes in the big reveal, the epitome of German engineering and no it is not a BMW, a new world order that will spill guts not in blood but in laughter. I won't spoil it, but hot damn hilarity! I do believe "Nazis" is a send up on The final sequence of a certain recent Spielberg film mixed with a James Cameron one and has more cheesy CGI effects then all of The Asylum Films put together!

Overall I give "Nazis" a 6 out of 10. Worth a watch. On the DVD reside several insightful and often silly video features such as pre-production, cast and location snippets, and the usual 2 minute Asylum gag reel, as if the whole film is not one.

5-22-12 Get Ready For Black Cobra to Strike!

Click the link above for the 90 second blast of insanity that is Black Cobra!

Clean the laser lens on your dvd and blu-ray players, and have the antivenin ready as T.J. Storm as shows off his lethal strikes in the new Lion's Gate DTV release Black Cobra! While selling illegal Black Diamonds to have his father pardoned in South Africa. Sizwe Biko (Storm) is double crossed and meets up with a myriad of violent thugs standing in his way. The film was originally titled When the Cobra Strikes based on a book by the same title. There is a trilogy of 20 yr old cop flicks called Black Cobra starring Fred Williamson, no relation to that series. This is a 2012 title full of fists, kicks and several ultra talented stunt performers front and center ready for face time butt kicking in acting Roles! Watch for veteran actor Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa  as Goro Tanaka, Veteran martial arts champion/actress/stuntwoman Stephanie Cheeva takes on dual jobs in the film as one of Black Cobra's producers and plays the character Shihan Kris. Stunt Veteran Jade Quan, plays  Jade, she may be small in stature, but her speed is legendary. Also watch for veteran stuntman Jeff Wolfe.

The imdb has the full cast list and producer list of this collaborative effort @

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1499948/

Check out martial arts master/actor the charismatic T.J. Storm @ eyeofthestorm

For More info on Stephanie Cheeva check out her site @ Purefilm

For Jade Quan, kick your browsers over to her youtube reel @ Jade Quon Reel

To support the underground pre-order today! ---->

Get Ready for Warrioress!

 (Above pic new Poster for Warrioress)

Ross Boyask and Cecily Fay are putting the finishing touches on Warrioress and are preparing the film for release  in May to screen for distribution at Cannes. Check out the hot new poster for the sultry action siren Cecily. This was a complete self financed project, no studio money! A true labor of love. Look for a review as soon as the film is complete, and more news when available.

for older trailers and a bit of blog info slice your browsers to: http://warrioressthemovie.blogspot.com/